to be taught to all sixth graders
columbus was an explorer the last of his kind. that man was a fucking legend in his time. His whole life he was in his prime. He was also talkin bout pussy night and day. When he found america he wrote to spain asking it to be called pussy island, but spain rejected to request. Living amongst the Indians columbus decided them to be dirty savages and while still enjoyed as he said "playing with their boobies" he thought they should be slaughtered. He traveled back to Spain towards the end of the journey and spent the rest of his days pumping iron in the gym, he last words said to be "dude wheres my car" forshadowing the great american classic staring our supreme leader ashton kutcher.
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