Sunday, December 13, 2009

Coach Says Team "Having Trouble Finding Their Genitals"

The head coach of a team participating in the upcoming championship of their respective sport described the atmosphere in the team's camp as being "completely panicked and dreadful of the future". With the championship game merely days away the coach explained, "with millions of viewers, constant media scrutiny, and so much at stake we're all basically shitting ourselves." When asked about the teams preparations the coach told reporters, "We're completely altering our daily routines and treating this game as something completely foreign to ourselves, the be-all end-all of our very existences". "Christ help us" he quipped as he nervously wiped noticeable streaming sweat beads off his forehead and struggled to mask the quivering fear in his voice that was as telling as his flushed and ghostly complexion.


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