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This Weeks CD:
Puddle of Mud
Volume 4: Songs In the Key of Love & Hate (Deluxe Emo-Grunge Bullshit Version)
The albums hit single is about how getting high is better than listening to a dumb girlfriend. I don't know how they came up with such profound lyricisms, I'm willing to bet they plagiarized Henry David Thoreau for something that transcendental and earth shattering. The next song is about how the singers sex is like a spaceship...or something. Anyway he's a really succesful music artist so that has to be true. The songs have a solid mix of guitars and drums and mostly sound the same. Every song has something like "leeeetss keeeep it tooogether" or "goooooonnnna fallllll appppaaarrrtt" or some other form of one building his own entity up or keeping the status quo or it all falling apart. So I have reason to believe the lead singer is capable of the whole spectrum of human emotion. Which is basically feeling happy, medium, or sad. Once again, I think they stole this genius, and the ability to express it in music form, from Thoreau. All in all I think theyre lyrics are stolen because they're too original and incredible and the music is like guitars and drums.
Tingy Wingy Grade: D+
The One Stop Shop for Where Should I Stop For What CDs To Shop For
Reviewed completely with 30 second iTunes previews!
This Weeks CD:
Puddle of Mud
Volume 4: Songs In the Key of Love & Hate (Deluxe Emo-Grunge Bullshit Version)
The albums hit single is about how getting high is better than listening to a dumb girlfriend. I don't know how they came up with such profound lyricisms, I'm willing to bet they plagiarized Henry David Thoreau for something that transcendental and earth shattering. The next song is about how the singers sex is like a spaceship...or something. Anyway he's a really succesful music artist so that has to be true. The songs have a solid mix of guitars and drums and mostly sound the same. Every song has something like "leeeetss keeeep it tooogether" or "goooooonnnna fallllll appppaaarrrtt" or some other form of one building his own entity up or keeping the status quo or it all falling apart. So I have reason to believe the lead singer is capable of the whole spectrum of human emotion. Which is basically feeling happy, medium, or sad. Once again, I think they stole this genius, and the ability to express it in music form, from Thoreau. All in all I think theyre lyrics are stolen because they're too original and incredible and the music is like guitars and drums.
Tingy Wingy Grade: D+
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