Why let heartburn stop you well you can stop heartburn????!?!!?!?WHYYYYYY?!?!?!?!

Why would you ever not stop it? Why would you need a commercial to inform you of this information if heartburn is stopping you? What, like you just let it stop you and never questioned it?!?!?!?!You dumbass. You big jerk of a dumbass. Pete, YOU FRAUD!!!! YOU ARROGANT FRAUD MOTHER FUCKER!!!!