That's a ...two point basket...by....THE PILOTS!!!

If i was a basketball ref and it was a blowout game and the clock was just winding down to like two seconds left and the player with the ball, on the team winning just running out the clock, picked up his dribble and gave the ball to me, fuck that, i would call him for a travel. most refs just let it slide and the horn blows but i would blow my whistle so loud theyd hear it in bumbfuck bamboozle. and the game would drag out a little bit longer and everyone would change channels cause the games basically done. and at this moment, when all crowd the leaving and no one was watching i'd flash my secret signals for the aliens to come pick me up and id leave this planet.