I think that there are three types of people in this world: people that believe in fate, people that dont believe in fate, and vampires.
I think that the earths crust should be replaced with some kind of three pronged, electrical wire operated, circuit board that way hey, we'll never have to search for power outlets.
If I were a flower I think I'd be a slut in the sense that'd i'd photosynthesize all the time. other flowers would be like "Whore!" and i'd be like "So what I do what i want bitchezzz!" Becuase there's just something about photosynthesizing that really gets me going.
If someone ever told me to "synergize!" i think I'd push their lover against a giant pole/stick in the ground and cut thier throat triggering some kind of william wallace reaction in them so that they would kill the shit out of me and lead a revolution of scotland while going down in history as an all around kick ass person....but my god did i piss them off in the process...and teach them never to tell people to "synergize!" again
I think I would have been one of the more popular people in China because my god can I eat the shit out of sesame chicken. And I like ping pong.
If you're your mother's sister than shit you're weird in a family tree image sense. Imagine that branch! It'd go straight out for a little bit and then just plumet down to the next!
If you put the family tree sideways it looks like the family line graph charts.
I think that coolest last name ever would be Da Hut especially after Star Wars was released.
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