HISTORY CHANNEL ANNOUNCES NEW SHOW!!

The History channel has just announced a brand new show premiering on MWF's during the 7:30 pm slot with The Future show, thus creating a paradox between channel name and show name that has warped the channels filming studios and the shows cast into the abyss of a black hole that will bring them to "some other dimension i dunno" according to a statement released by top scientists in the field. In other news another dimensions TV Guide has announced the beginning of filming of a new show called The Future show according to an AP Press Release.