I thought i told you stay out of that barn

I thought I told you stay out of that barn!

(a weekly advise column by popeye jones)

I told you that barn is off limits. No body sposed to goes in there!  Its off limits

and such.  Whats in that barns Isss dont know, but is not for a lookin at!  

Now that ives got you to stay away from your local barn i would like to speak

to you on other topics in which i feel confident my advise will please your kindred spirit.  Take time to breath air.  Air is good for the kindred of spirits.  Take time to see the world, seeing will bring images to the little man in your brain who will look upon these images with great joy.  Take time out of your day and bake a cake.  Cake is what the greeks used to say was good eats.  So far I have just given you the wisdom of the elders, those elderly men who speak to me in my dreams.  This is nice for you, but for me I will have to tell the elders of this talk, and this are angry about what I did....dot dot dot. Next week i will be giving my advise on children, disease, and poetry.  Good night, and stay out of that barn!