Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Protoss Discovered in Far off Orion Nebula

The US Government announced in a statement today that they had indeed found an alien civilization very similar to that of the Protoss race from the PC game Starcraft: Brood War. The hubble telescope revealed a large buildup of some sort close to one of the stars on the belt of Orion. A sattelite image confirmed that the buildup was indeed 12 protoss "carriers", and 12 "scouts", also confirming the militaries belief that the potential alien invaders could only "click" and "move" 12 units at a time. "Yes, everything is as we believed," said George William Casey Jr, cheif of staff of the united states army, "we have the top starcraft players in america, many of whom are clan leaders boasting undefeated ladder records, informing our military on how to act and we believe the threat should be eliminated quickly." Casey cited the construction of wraiths and the subsequent upgrading of the cloaking ability from the starport add-on as the reason behind the militarys supreme confidence at this point and urged the public to remain calm and not to panic, "Those dumbasses don't even have an observer," the cheif of staff remarked.

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