what the fuck is a gordita?

Gorditas; fact fiction? The gordita is actually the smallest species of sea turtle, exclusive to the cost of the West Galapagos. The trendy "Mexican" rip-off at Taco Bell is a tribute to this species' dwindling existence. Considering no one knows what the fuck either of them is, this dip makes connor happy. Fucking French Onion dip. The world's greeeatest. Grandma loves taco bell.