Tuesday, January 6, 2009

UPDATE!!!!!---red ALERT: changes on colony--

Attention vvvvvvt vvvvvvt vvvvvvvt avid readers of the gift of green update your magistrate

I am General Duke of the United Confederate Terran Forces and I am asking you, general, to lay down your forces and enter our command.

Jim Raynor: Well, partner, I just dont see that happening. All you confederants are dicks.

VVVVVVVT VVVVVVVVT: Beer and weed and video games....

Whats going on in the studio: we got nhl 09 on the way
mood: happy
status: 120/80 heartbeat normal
"MAAAAAAAAAM "says the medic "we've got a pulse!!!!come quick, hes stirring!!!"
"Welcome back chief" cortana says, "we've been missing you"
"Good to be back." says the master chief
DUN DUN DUN DA DA DA DUN DUN DUN

Incoming fax: bweeeep. online. enabled. top secret government file: The trip to the african jungle my the extremist cult, gift of green trees, was a project named big weed reconassaince 10010. The government attempted to get a spy in the Gift of Green Trees studios. It turned out the one spy was the member.........bweeeeep transmission ended. cut off. security back online


bweep


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boop

all systems offline

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