The Lag In New Websites

When are we gonna get some new websites? I want to learn different things, fun things, new things. I'm sick of my favorite sites. I want an ESPN.com but that has highlights of chariot races and ball games in space. I want a CNN that reports on movements of the dark lord, dragon discoveries, and reports from other dimensions. I want an addictinggames.com that lets me play any game ever on any system and create my own games in minutes just by plugging in my thoughts and ideas. Give me some new websites internet..I'm bored as shit of the ones you got