"When I think Boston I don't think... Cheer-leaders."
Game One of the Eastern Conference playoffs between Boston and Chicago ended in tragedy as a deranged fan stormed the court and killed every player. The fan apparently did not realize that overtime was a possibility within the rules of basketball as he rushed the floor screaming to the heavens, "if a result cannot be achieved within the limits of time, are we not all opening some sort of black whole whereupon all time has ceased with no obtainable result? Is this not life that we are all in an undecidable game as time slowly runs out?" 10 players suffered fatal wounds. Game 2 is Monday in Boston.
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