another movie idea

we were watching saw 5 today and i thought of a movie idea although i don't know how good it will sound on paper. if we made a really vicious horror movie about a serial killer but within the movie there were really long pointless scenes like the serial killer waiting 15 minutes in line at starbucks to get a coffee, 3 minutes at a traffic light, 20 minutes for his pizza to get out of the oven, but other than that really intense action scenes.

another movie we could make this summer is the sequel to honey i shrunk the kids. its called honey i changed the kids into normal people. nothing has changed about anything but everyone in the movie acts likes its crazy that they are the way they are, and they smoke a shit load of pot

i would like to make a spin off of that owen wilson movie where he crashes in enemy territory and is going one on one with that sniper guy. in this movie a guy crashed his kite into his neighbors yard and his neighbor is a ex marine who is having war flash backs.

Good T-Shirt Idea

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this summer

did you figure out what your gonna be doin yet

I am Legend

I've figured it out and I am the Ichiro Suzuki of pot smoking. I can guarantee you a single but if i try to stretch it out to a double I'm out.

good idea for bonding

get you and your boys all together once a year for a weekend until youre all dead. during this weekend pick a name out at random of the national yellowbook and drive to that guys house, wherever he is, and stake him out for a week. tap his phones, put cameras in, just watch him in his house for a weekend while you're all in a van smoking hash, drinking beer, and playing cards and just learning every single thing about this guy. and if you ever get caught by the cops just say "hey officer we're just a buncha guys doin' a stake-out". he'll understand.

HISTORY CHANNEL ANNOUNCES NEW SHOW!!

The History channel has just announced a brand new show premiering on MWF's during the 7:30 pm slot with The Future show, thus creating a paradox between channel name and show name that has warped the channels filming studios and the shows cast into the abyss of a black hole that will bring them to "some other dimension i dunno" according to a statement released by top scientists in the field. In other news another dimensions TV Guide has announced the beginning of filming of a new show called The Future show according to an AP Press Release.

nobody beats a dealin doug deal nobody

I think that there are three types of people in this world: people that believe in fate, people that dont believe in fate, and vampires.

I think that the earths crust should be replaced with some kind of three pronged, electrical wire operated, circuit board that way hey, we'll never have to search for power outlets.

If I were a flower I think I'd be a slut in the sense that'd i'd photosynthesize all the time. other flowers would be like "Whore!" and i'd be like "So what I do what i want bitchezzz!" Becuase there's just something about photosynthesizing that really gets me going.

If someone ever told me to "synergize!" i think I'd push their lover against a giant pole/stick in the ground and cut thier throat triggering some kind of william wallace reaction in them so that they would kill the shit out of me and lead a revolution of scotland while going down in history as an all around kick ass person....but my god did i piss them off in the process...and teach them never to tell people to "synergize!" again

I think I would have been one of the more popular people in China because my god can I eat the shit out of sesame chicken. And I like ping pong.

If you're your mother's sister than shit you're weird in a family tree image sense. Imagine that branch! It'd go straight out for a little bit and then just plumet down to the next!

If you put the family tree sideways it looks like the family line graph charts.

I think that coolest last name ever would be Da Hut especially after Star Wars was released.