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3 Things

This is a new segment where I share three things with the reader (you) that I think you will enjoy.

1. Watchmen
Go to borders and get this book. No questions asked. I'm reading it for my Topics in Graphic Novels class and its incredible.

2. FIFA 10

3. Kid Cudi - Pursuit of Happiness

T-Shirt Idea

"Poke checks are gay."

couple of song ideas

these guys (and i won't do give them the honor of naming them by their birth names) with their I'm on a boat video have taken to the internet with there rather simple ideas for songs and have literally taken the nation by storm in the figurative sense. well i for one am appalled with our inability to match these so called song makers with a sort of tupac-biggie rivalry. lets be honest this blog has the potential to literally take the nation by storm in the figurative sense if only we gave it the chance to dance. if only we could take this blog by our very hands, remove its pants, and expose its junk to all those naysayers. it would shock the nation in every sense of the word nation. and it begins with the ideas that follow. never before have such ideas graced the realm of written word, only have they floated in the consciousness of one rather simple cousin of a chimpanzee ready to be expounded upon by his very own brother. in the realm of thoughts have these words been plucked, brewed by a web of beliefs, a set of personal dispositions, and a slight mix of the chemical properly known as 'liquid confidence'. these words that will follow will no doubt be expounded upon by the fellow member of this blog, and within the universe of his experience will be molded and adapted into the most profound and life shattering result that forever the words when seen in paper will most likely be viewed with the aid of sun glasses. what follows is my ideas for the first three songs of our album:

song one: a song glorify those overlooked bits of money: QUARTERS AND SHIT.
general flow of song:
Big coins, Quarters and Shit
We got nickles and dimes, enough to buy a twix (shiiiiit)

song two: a song about dry humping
general flow of song:
this song need a beatohven like background...its a ballet to dry humping
don't know the words yet but this is a big song for the album lets at least admit that

song three:
this is a song hard to explain but i already thought of the beat and the music video so you gotta trust me with it

chorus:
Why you gotta be a fuckin pussy like dat
Ima smash in the face wid a baseball bat
Got a fresh pair a nikes and the yankees on my cap
Want you bust out your titties and put that milk on tap

movie idea

heres a general movie plot i was thinking of:
story of two single dad's who are neighbors each with one son in the same grade. both sons have andrew breview like coordination but each dad thinks the sons will be future pros. distraught over the fact their sons aren't getting any playing time they scheme to find a way to take over as coaches of the football team (haven't decided what age football would be best) this could include murdering the coaching staff, or some other scheme. once they get to be coaches they start their sons at QB and RB and the team loses every game the rest of the season. other parts that play out in the move: slowly learn how both of the dad's wives died--in tubing accident where tube crashed into a deck,(or could think of a variety of other deaths). could end movie in a variety of ways-like there sons end up being gay together and the fathers hate fags so they kill them both, or maybe the dads end up also deciding to be gay together.

i think this idea needs work but theres a lot of things we could add into from our own experiences with youth sports and parents who are obsessed with their own kids. could play of a lot of highschool stereotypes and make it have a not another teen movie type of a feel, or could go in the direction of a documentary type comedy

cool guys don't look at explosions

heres an idea for a punked episode. The guys friends act like there pissed off at the guy and tell him to stop hiding secrets from them (they are out on the lake on a boat). Then they start threatening him for his money. They tie him up with ducktape and say they are going to murder him. They chuck him in the lake with an anchor attached. The guy is now sinking down into the ocean thinking "what the fuck, I am actually being murdered right now..oh god i dont want to die, this can not be happening". then scuba divers rescue him, remove the duck tape. then ashton kutcher runs out and says " dudeski iski wantski toski tellski youski thatski youski gotski punkedski