Smith cocked his head toward Szcerbiak and motioned towards him with his hand, "Eh-o-du! Hol' up. This is the place."
The car came rolling to a stop outside of a quaint Spanish revival style home with a white stucco exterior and many lavish yet stylish curves and arches. A wonderfully flamboyant painted tile staircase cascaded down the edge and phallic-like chimneys rose above the harmonious structure.
"Shit, dog, what pimp ass ornamental iron work" commented Szcerbs while kicking his roach by flicking it into the marble water fountain.
The two approached the broad wrought iron door which was emblazoned with the face of Kevin Love.
As if anticipating the way the game of life worked, always one step ahead, and seeing any available passing lanes, their host was already lounging behind the front door waiting for them.
"Tell me boooyz" whistled Ricky Rubio as they entered. "Didn't bring my heart, my Love with you, did ya by chance?"
"Jesus, Ricky" grimaced Joe, "and for the last time, Kevin's not gay."
"But if he was, my boooyz" chortled Ricky, "Imagine the scenes in the locker room!"
"Well, none of us are gay, Rubez" replied Szcerbs. "So, I guess then it would just be you and Kevin."
"Oh what a fine idea, my delicious Szcerby snack." fancied Ricky.
"Listen, Ricky, let's get the fuck out of here - we're going to The Vu, mi amigo" said Smith.
"Ahhh, si! Por tranvestitos mis timberwolves?" asked Ricky.
"If there as gorgeous as I am" said Szcerbiak,"and then after, we'll grab a midnight Szcerb."
"Uhh, you can count me out on that one" said Joe Smith.
They all loaded into the Range Rover and tore into the Minneapolis night. Young, loaded as shit, incredibly good at putting an orange sphere into a nylon hoop, these demigods have it all. Little do they know, one of them won't make it out alive.
Stay tuned for Pt III
Tuesday, July 8, 2014
Welcome, Saudi Arabia
Last month, we made it big in Saudi Arabia. The word was spread there about The Tingy Wingys Collective and was greeted with much rapture and concurrence of nodding. Saudi Arabia will answer the call - their thinkers are both avant-garde and wise in the ways science.
Sunday, July 6, 2014
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