What's In The Pipeline Here At The Tingy Wingys Blog space

Some monumental, life-altering, perspective changing news from The Tingy Wingys today:

The Tingy Wingys band member Connor The Guitar is about to release his new EP "All Is Well" under pseudonym artist name William Price. The 3 song EP (with one bonus song for the deluxe EP) is 2 days in the making and is bound to completely shake up if not destroy the music scene as we know it. Whats more, the notoriously reclusive artist has agreed to an exclusive interview with The Tingy Wingys Blog site where he talks about it all: his upcoming EP, his infamously rocky relationship with bandmate The Insane Rapper, and getting six pack abs in 4 minutes.

We here at The Tingy Wingys weren't dead, we were just weeping. But the pain, and the wait, is over.

Music History Is Made: Wednesday the 27th of July
The Return of The Guitar aka William Price via Internet Music Release

All Is Well EP

NFL Pre Training Camp Notes

Some notes from around the league as compiled by TTW:

-Demetrius Underwoods agent claims that his client says the voices in his head have declared him physically fit to play in the upcoming season.

-Meanwhile, the voices in Vince Young's head tell him to hold out.

-Brett Favre was reportedly seen at the Hattiesburg High School last chance senior dance, both testing out his ankle and looking for freshmen ass.

-Brad Childress watched over 1,000 hours of film this offseason, most of it from the movie Maid in Manhatten and old recordings of Boy Meets World

Tingy Wingys Reporter Live Pitch Side In South Africa

And Now Updates from our pitchside blogger in South Africa live in South Africa. He is.

7': The nickname of Spain's goalie Iker Casillas is Saint Iker. They call him this because he drove all the snakes out of Spain. However, unlike Saint Patrick's Day in modern times when the occasion is celebrated through drunkeness, in today's age Saint Iker's Day is marked by self mutilation.

10': Update on Capdevilla's injury that resulted in him rolling on the ground, crying out in agony, clutching both his ACLs like they were trying to bust out of his knees....he's back up and on.

16': Player most likely to Zidane someone in the 2010 final: English referee Howard Webb and his shiney dome.

18': David Villa looks European

20': The biggest winner from the BP Oil Disaster...Castrol. That shit must have been public relations gold for them.

24': Mark Van Bommell plays like it's a game of FIFA and he's losing by 4 goals and just mashing the 'X' button except he does it the entire game. And he exsists in reality.

28': Well folks one of the large subplots developing here is that Spanish fans would like to win so they can party tonight while the corrolary to that is that Dutch fans want to win so that they can party as well.

29': Nigel De Jong Lu Kang's into Xabi Alonso's chest. De Jong makes a strong case to be put beside Webb in the Zidane contest.

31': Nelson Mandela! But no Matt Damon.

32': Yet.

34': I wonder if at all Holland games they have trouble distinguishing whose part of the crowd versus whose part of security. I bet a lot of normal average holland fans end up ground level by the end of games because there in all orange.

42': And if you increase security to deal with this problem you're actually only making it worse.

45': Half time 0-0. Spain have looked the better side but Holland has grown into the game. I think they'll have more confidence going into the second half like a guy who hasn't gotten laid in a while but is having a good conversation with this girl at a party and he's like "Hey, what do we have here? Maybe, just maybe..." to himself

Halftime Break