ESPN Announces 4-D Viewing.

ESPN has announced that the release of their 3D viewing technology will be quickly followed up with 4D viewing capabilities, allowing the viewer the see the players, fans, and commentators on screen in all durations of their exsistence in a line of the fourth dimension resembling a long wave-like snake with their embryonic self at one end and their deceased self at the other. "We think this is a great step forward in immersing the fan with the game" stuart scott said. "It adds a whole lot of drama to say, the Super Bowl, when we can view it as a timeless continuum. Brett Favre is no longer just the football legend but also a small developing cell, a lifeless heap of carbon, and all the parts mixed between all at once."

blows my mind

http://www.amnh.org/news/2009/12/the-known-universe/

it should keep zooming in until it gets to some guy getting his ass kicked out side of a club

Blog One Year Annivesary

Paranormal Activity: Demon Diary

Here is the diary of the demon from Paranormal Activity, found in the atic of the couples home.

20 years of entries: Oh god, I really REALLY like this girl. Oh geez oh geez. I just can't stop following her but when I get really close to her and she notices me all I can do is just breathe on her! BREATHE! God damn smooth demon, real fucking smooth. I'll just never figure this love emotion out. Maybe....maybe if I just possessed her I could figure out if she feels the same way hmmmmm.....Maybe in a decade or so but for now I think I'll breath on her and jack off looking at this burnt photo of her when she was 5, god DAMN look at that oshgoshbigosh dress! SHIIII-ITE.
September 15, 2006- Stood at the foot of her bed all night tonight. Trying to start small talk. I'm just so nervous it comes out as inaudible whispers. God I'm a pussy. Spent the day time in demonic rituals. Ho-hum really.
September 17, 2006- Swinging from the chandillier all night again, I can't wait till these bums get a goddamn Wii or something. Moved the doors around, seeing if any of the hinges needed oiling. Roomates freaked though, I think they just oiled them or some shit.
September 20, 2006- Someone fucking put flower all over the damn floor. Got it all over my new nike dunks. Do you know how hard it is to find dunks that fit to my chicken talon feet? God damn, and someone looted my spank bank and stole my photo! Horrible day.
September 24, 2006- Figured out who got flower all over my kicks, smashed his photo that little prick. Stubbed my toe wandering around the house at night again, made a kind of loud screaming noise, think i might've woken the roomies up.
September 30, 2006- Didn't know what to do with myself today, went to the brugers, got a cinnamon bagel. Watched the girl for a while, I don't even know if she knows I even exsist. Walked around the house which inevitably means I have to open/shut some doors and turn on/off some lights but the roomies were just freaking out and going ape shit about this! There some fucking enviro nuts or something.
October 2, 2006- Life is too damn hard as a demon spawn, Oh so like YOOOOU can go bumping around the house and scratching walls but when IIII do it its "a negative energy" or or "demonic rage". Christ almighty. When YOOOU bite her it's "kinky" but when I bite her its what like assault or something?? I mean take a walk in my shoes, I've been living in this house just as long as you guys! And I live in the goddamn attic! You've got these two great guest rooms yet you make me sleep up here with all this insolation and shit! And yet you guys get to be the ones who break down and cry and let it all out and play the "woah is me" card. I deserve a little sympathy too her guys, don't you think? I mean my burning the fucking dumb game board, what was that shit anyway shoots n ladders, you guys turned that all about you you you. What about me dammit? When am i gonna score? When am i gonna get to come outta the attic? When are you going to get a wii for chrissakes? I JUST WANNA FUCKING SCORE!!! arrggghghghgh *demonic rage*