cool guys don't look at explosions

heres an idea for a punked episode. The guys friends act like there pissed off at the guy and tell him to stop hiding secrets from them (they are out on the lake on a boat). Then they start threatening him for his money. They tie him up with ducktape and say they are going to murder him. They chuck him in the lake with an anchor attached. The guy is now sinking down into the ocean thinking "what the fuck, I am actually being murdered right now..oh god i dont want to die, this can not be happening". then scuba divers rescue him, remove the duck tape. then ashton kutcher runs out and says " dudeski iski wantski toski tellski youski thatski youski gotski punkedski